WELCOME TO MY HOMEPAGE, STAY A WHILE AND EXPLORE C:
I know, I know. My username is nowhere near original. Made this account almost three years ago, unknowingly that I would actually write and make art. My name is Maris, pronounced like "Paris." I'm a lady with the mouth of a sailor, sci fi anything 24/7, coffee, girly things (like makeup, nails, hair, etc), and of course art.
I've always had the "talent" of drawing. My mom remembers me drawing stick figure girls with eyes from Yu-Gi-Oh and the expectations of hair from Disney. For the past few years, I've gotten into writing fantasy/romance/action stories. Mostly about magic and angels and demons. James Patterson is my writing hero, just saying. Pixel art is a drug to me. New bases submitted here are my one and true weakness. I ship as well. Ship ship shipping shippers lol
I love meeting new people, male and female. Comment on one of my deviations or comment section. I always respond.
My fave shows
Law & Order: SVU, Friends, Legend of Korra, NCIS, Twisted, Revolution, Falling Skies, Winx Club.
My fave books
Maximum Ride series, Gamer Girl, Lipstick Apology, Monster High, etc.
My fave bands/music groups/singers
Tonight Alive, Skillet, Cascada, Savant, Marianas Trench, Kesha, The Cab, 3OH!3, The Ready Set, The Summer Set, Avril Lavigne, Jeffree Star, Demi Lovato, Sia, Jessie J, Falling in Reverse, Fall Out Boy and many more artists that I eventually need to listen to.
My dA Besties
My Biggest Fan: 143PEACE
My Master who Tortures me: Janeyherondale
My Amazing Friend: Rachel-Crazy
My Awesome Friend: stella018
My New Friend: samanhta
My GoldFish: TheMightyJanxx
Something Y'all Should See..
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin' next to you
sayin' "Damn...... that was fun!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind to be with the crowd.
REAL FRIENDS: Will get the whole crowd to come over to you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Would walk in whenever they feel like, sayin' "Hey mom, I'm home~".
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are forever
Some of my real friends:
95% of teens would cry/die if Justin Bieber jumped off a building. If you're on of the 5% that would videotape it screaming "yay" copy and re-post this.
Lady Gaga taught me that she is amazing.
Ke$ha taught me that glitter and beer are they key to life.
Bruno Mars taught me that you can make thousands of dollars off a song about laying on your couch.
Eminem taught me to try acid and crack.
Taylor Swift taught me to whine when I sing patheticly about heartbreak.
Michael Jackson taught me to it's ok to be a pedo.
Justin Bieber taught me that being a fag is cool.
Youtube (and other places) taught me to repost chain comments for thumbs up.
Current Residence: Florida
deviantWEAR sizing preference: XL
Print preference: ????
Favourite genre of music: Pop and Electric Pop
Favourite style of art: Anime & Manga
Operating System: My laptop
MP3 player of choice: iPhone
Shell of choice: Conch shell
Wallpaper of choice: Anime or Manga
Skin of choice: what kind of question is that?
Favourite cartoon character: Riven from Winx Club, Finn from Adventure Time, mordecai from Regular Show, Fang from Maximum Ride, and Ichigo from Bleach
Personal Quote: Subway should stick to making subs, not f*cking pizza!